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I'm Canadian, but I don't say 'eh' and I hate maple syrup and hockey so am I really Canadian? Natasha, 16.

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via hotboyproblems)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via magicul)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via erza-keonig)

snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

(Source: snorlaxatives, via hotboyproblems)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via confirmance)

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(via olefine)

mintiscream: What's your career goal after college?

saveharry:

homuradical:

im sorry son…tell your mother… i love h

arry styles

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