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I'm Canadian, but I don't say 'eh' and I hate maple syrup and hockey so am I really Canadian? Natasha, 16.

gxxcci:

🌺I’m already coolest🌺

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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thisfeliciasday:

alisonscode:

My fiancé was snoring in my ear. I told him to turn over, so he sat up, looked me dead in the eye, said “thats racist”, and immediately fell back asleep.

i’m laughing so hard

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badlydrawneverything:

"and the most dedicated fans award goes to…"
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"black veil brides!"
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your-genital:

when you talk to your crush and say something stupid you immediately regret

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theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

(via magicul)

punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

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